Tuesday, March 22, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] March 23, 2016



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Lowell Wall sends along this interesting industry video on how Dole harvests bananas. And I thought they just grew in those little plastic bags!
https://www.youtube.com/embed/_l7sak6Vlq8 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

An engineer was surveying land to expand a golf course from nine to eighteen holes. Using a machete to clear the thick brush, he found a golf club that some irate golfer must have thrown deep into the wilderness. Since it was nearly new, he took it and continued working. When he broke out of the brush near a green, two golfers stared at him: machete in one hand, golf club in the other, and behind him a clear-cut deep into the woods. One golfer said softly, "Now there's a golfer who hates losing a ball!"

Advantages of Dating an Older Woman: An older woman never wakes you up in the middle of the night to ask what you're thinking because she doesn't give a sh¡t what you think! 


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