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An American took a guided tour of an old castle. Before the tour started, she told the guide, "I'm afraid of ghosts. There aren't ghosts here, are there?" The guide answered, "Oh, don't worry. I've never seen a ghost in all the time I've been here." "And how long is that?" "About three hundred years."
My buddy told me, "My wife just ran off with a bankwalker." "What's a bankwalker?" "Remember how, when you went skinny-dipping as a kid, some boys jumped in the water real quick while those who were better-endowed took their time and strutted around on the bank? You know: a bankwalker!"
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