Sunday, March 20, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] March 21, 2016



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

In case any of you are near Mizzou this week, my college jazz band is having its 50th anniversary concert Thursday. I hope you can drop by: Missouri Theater, Columbia, MO.
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A barber ran from his shop to where a policeman was standing. "Officer, I need your help. A guy just skipped out of my barber shop without paying!" The officer asked, "What's he look like? Any distinguishing features?" The barber replied, "Well, he's missing his left ear!"

What's the most common protection blondes use while having sex? A bus shelter! 


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