Wednesday, March 30, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] March 31, 2016



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Barry busted at the blackjack table and then begged, "Please, won't somebody loan me a hundred dollars? I'll pay you back as soon as I win!" Everyone at the table shook their head except for Tex, who said, "Here ya go, boy. Enjoy yourself!" and handed him a crisp C note. Barry profusely thanked the Texan, returned to the table, and immediately lost it all. The next night, Barry wandered in, saw Tex, begged him again for money, and again Tex gave him a hundred-dollar bill. That, too, was gone within minutes. The third night Barry ran into Tex, who started to reach for his wallet. Barry said, "Oh, no way, man! You're bad luck!"

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