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[cyberjoke3000] May 12, 2014



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A logician's wife had a baby. The doctor handed the baby to the new father. His wife asked, "So? Is it a boy or a girl?" The logician replied, "Yes."

 

The hot young gold-digger married an eighty-year-old. On their wedding night, she joined him in bed and he held up five fingers. "Oh, darling!" she squealed with delight, "does that mean you want to do it five times?" The old boy said, "No. It means 'pick one'!" 


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