Monday, May 5, 2014

[cyberjoke3000] May 6, 2014



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

After an argument with my wife, I like to tighten the lids on all the jars just so I can say, "Oh? So now you need me?"

 

"Doctor, I have diarrhea and it won't go away." "Did you try using a lemon?" "Yeah, but when I remove it, it starts again!" 


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