Thursday, May 22, 2014

[cyberjoke3000] May 22, 2014



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

If you work at a coffee roaster, when your lunch break ends, is it back to the grind?

 

A sailor returned to port after months at sea and headed for the nearest whorehouse. The madam said, "You're late. All your buddies are already upstairs. I only have one girl left, and she costs a thousand dollars." Desperate, he agrees and heads upstairs. When the hooker came in, she saw the sailor masturbating furiously. She asked, "What're you doing?" He looked up and replied, "For a thousand bucks, I'm not giving you the easy one!" 


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