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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Unsuccessful Résumé Cover Letter Lines: "I really want to work here; I hear the drugs are good." "I regret that I have no references but everywhere I've worked has since shut down." "I'll kill myself if I don't get this job." "I know where you live." Any sentence that includes the word "acquitted." "I'm well-suited for this job since I'm tall." "I have a happy face." "I understand you have unmarried daughters." "I know I'll get this job because the voices told me."
The new mother got out of bed for the first time since her child's birth. She walked to the nurses' desk and requested a phone book. "You shouldn't be out here. You should be in your room, resting," said the head nurse. The new mother replied, "I need to search the phone book for a name for my baby." "You don't need a phone book; we gave you a booklet listing first names for your baby." "You don't understand: my baby already has a first name!"
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