Tuesday, May 13, 2014

[cyberjoke3000] May 14, 2014



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Even seen a Formula 1 racecar's steering wheel? They're incredibly complex, as this article shows:
http://www.wired.com/2014/05/formula-1-steering-wheels
You can download a PDF from the Sauber team that explains everything in detail:
http://bit.ly/1nfqnfK

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

It May Be Time To Diet If: You're diagnosed with a flesh-eating virus and the doctor gives you twenty years to live. You put mayonnaise on your aspirin. Your driver's license says, "Photo continued on other side." At the zoo, the elephants throw you peanuts. You ran away from home and your photo took up all four sides of the milk carton. You can sell shade. Your blood type is "Ragu." You were born with a silver shovel in your mouth.

 

This winter was so cold, the flashers merely described themselves. 


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