Thursday, May 15, 2014

[cyberjoke3000] May 15, 2014



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

I don't call the bathroom the "john" anymore; now I call it the "jim." I feel much better telling people I went to the jim this morning.

 

A young associate was romantically ambushed in a law firm's darkened file room. After months of social isolation from eighty-hour workweeks, the associate didn't mind at all. However, when asked by a friend to identify his lover, he was puzzled. "All I know is that she had to be a partner -- because I had to do all the work!" 


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