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Ever wonder what 100,000 pounds of pressure can do to a baseball? Here 'tis:
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Did you hear about the man arrested for possessing a gun made of Jell-O? He was charged with carrying a congealed weapon!
A teacher cautiously approached the subject of sex education with her fourth-grade class because of Little Johnny's propensity for sexual innuendo. But Little Johnny seemed mesmerized throughout the lesson. Finally, she asked for examples of sex education. Billy raised his hand. "I saw a bird in her nest with some eggs." "Very good, William," said the teacher. Esther said, "My Mommy had a baby." "That's nice." Finally, Little Johnny's hand was the only one raised. She reluctantly called on him. Little Johnny beamed. "I was watchin' TV yesterday and the Lone Ranger was surrounded by Indians and they all attacked him but he killed every one of them with just his two six-shooters!" The teacher was relieved but puzzled. "Okay, John. But what does that have to do with sex education?" Little Johnny said, "It taught those Indians not to f*¢k with the Lone Ranger!"
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