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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
You May Be Too Old To Gig If: It's more important to find a place on stage for your electric fan than for your amplifier. You stop playing when your Ibuprofen falls behind the speaker. You check the TV schedule before accepting a gig. You recover from Saturday's gig about Tuesday. Your fans leave by 9:30. You need a nap before and during the gig. You list your truss as a business expense. The only white powder you bring to the gig is for your crotch. You actually ask the guitar player to "Turn it up!"
And the answer is: "Cock robin." The question: "What's that in my ass, Batman?"
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