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Colin Furze's YouTube channel is filled with wacky science experimentsti that are well worth a look. Last week, in honor of X-Men, he not only created working Wolverine claws,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdcGek-NoFQ
but he also created working Magneto shoes that let him walk across his workshop's ceiling!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRKHCRR9-C4
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Mafia Valentines: "My love for you it came and went, so now your feet are in wet cement!" "I'm here to fulfill your fondest wishes, now that your husband sleeps with the fishes!" "Lie down with me it's my final offa, or you'll be lying wit' Jimmy Hoffa!" "I picked up this card from a slim selection, but that's all they got in witness protection!" "Violets are blue roses are red, I blew up your car so why ain't you dead?" "Lust is fleeting true love lingers, be mine always and keep all your fingers!"
Little Suzi got her first period. Not understanding, she was frightened. She found Little Johnny and showed him her problem. Little Johnny's face grew serious. "I'm no doctor, but it looks to me like somebody ripped off your nuts!"
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