Tuesday, May 20, 2014

[cyberjoke3000] May 21, 2014



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EPFL researchers have developed a robot that can react and grab objects, even those with complex shapes and trajectories, in less than 5/100's of a second.

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." -- Socrates

 

Little Johnny and Little Suzi were playing doctor on the back porch when Little Suzi's Mom came home. She realized what they were doing and said, "Suzi, you're gonna get a good lickin' when your father gets home!" Little Suzi replied, "Oh, Little Johnny's been doing that all afternoon!" 


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